Sunday, September 19, 2010

Cranky Whiner-pants

Today we went to our friends' house. They have the cutest toddler in the world. We gave her a sour gummy pumpkin candy. She liked it. She wanted another. Her parents said no. She dissolved into tears and had to go to bed. I know exactly how she feels.

I just want sugar sugar sugar sugar, with a little bit of lard on top. My sweet tooth is going crazy because I just feel super stressed out. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH WHAT I EAT!! I DON'T WANT TO DO BIGGEST LOSER ANYMORE!! I'M TIRED OF COMPETING WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE LOSING 4-9LBS A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY JAW HURTS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

Now that the tirade is over, I'm going to have some fresh baby carrots and go to bed.

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