Weight Loss from the Perspective of the Eaten

I was literally bitten by an ostrich at the fair. I tried to give it a carrot chip and it almost took my whole hand off. without drawing blood or leaving any lasting damage. it was super scary though. admittedly, the carrot got the brunt. and now i have a paralyzing ostrich phobia. which i will call struthiophobia (struthio is greek for ostrich).